buypile

Well for starters, I'm polish. What does that mean? Well, for one thing.. I can fly. Really. Have you ever seen those kung fu movies where the chinese guys are fighting that polish dude? I know, me too. And did you ever see how much faster a polish guy flies than a chinese guy? I know, I was totally surprised... until I started doing it myself. Seriously, polish people fly.. not just fast.. but far. Real far.

Oh, and my french general roommate informed me of this tidbit:
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

Two things about the above. 1. It's funny as hell. In fact, I'm about to sign up for the polish army because who doesn't think riding a carousel is totally awesome, and 2. I have to point out that horses don't really exist in Poland, since everyone there can already fly. And even if we didn't fly, we'd be riding french eating octopuses, not horses. And that's the truth, because I read it on the internet.